Monday, March 29, 2010
Woody Allen sucks ass!
I was listening to an interview with a Hollywood filmmaker named Joe Simon that had worked with Woody Allen on a couple of occasions. Simon was telling the interviewer that Woody Allen was an unfriendly and arrogant jerk. They decided between them that Allen was arrogant because he was such a good comedic actor and made great movies. This success, they reasoned, made him forget his manners. Have any of you ever seen any Woody Allen films? As an actor, he is a pathetic, sniveling little puss and as a writer/director he is an unfunny moron that creates steaming piles of shit. He sucks and his movies suck, all of them. If I want to watch a bespectacled little dork act like an anal retentive queer, I’ll pop in my Beta Max tapes of Charles Nelson Reilly competing on the Match Game or Hollywood squares. Woody Allen has nothing to be arrogant about except for the fact that he somehow pulled the wool over everybody’s eyes and somehow conned them into going to see his shitty movies. On top of all of this, he had a tryst with his adopted daughter and ended up marrying her. Woody Allen is a megalomaniac jerk that I can’t wait to be claimed by cancer or AIDS or something. The sooner that idiot is in the ground, the better and the minute he is, I would love to be the first to piss on his grave. May you burn in hell for the scourge of crappy humor that you have cursed the world with Mr. Allen, may you burn in hell…
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I completely agree...I reviewed a list of 63 movies(written), 46 movies(directed), 40 movies(actor) and another couple hundred movies/shows that he was involved with (composer, producer, misc crew, self appearances on talk shows etc). I don't see one thing that I could say was above total garbage. Trust me, I tried. I really wanted to say, "I don't see one thing other than _______ that I think is worth a damn" but I couldn't find one single thing. I really tried because he seems like such a nice and decent man (as far as child molesters go). I guess he is loved by the same people that wear tweed sport coats with the suede arm patches who stare at some pile of crap and rave about how deep the "artist" is that created it. By these standards, many of the sculptures that I have created in my work in porcelain should be on display behind glass at a museum.
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