Hurrican season!

According to Joe Bastardi of Accuweather.com , there will be more hurricanes this season than average. The weather service is predicting 15-18 named storms with 5-7 making landfall and causing damage. I make you a deal… I’ll start listening to meteorologist’s predictions after they get a few in a row right. I can’t remember a year when there hasn’t been a gloom and doom prediction of more hurricanes. It is the equivalent of me saying every single year, “The Cubs are going to win the World Series this year!” Any year that they don’t win the title I can just act like I never said anything, but the one year that they do (I’m assuming they will at some point. The law of averages says they will sooner or later, doesn’t it?) I will strut around like I’m a genius and no one will remember the 97 years that I predicted they would win and they didn’t. It is like a ‘psychic’ telling you that you think of your father often…

In other weather related news, we are experiencing the 57th cold front of the year in the middle of March. This global warming is killing us. My friends in England are telling me of a long, cold and terrible winter as well. I guess only the people that live near the sun are experiencing any warming trends at all. Pray for Mexico City…

I just got done listening to the Adam Carolla podcast with Larry Miller guest hosting. If you have never heard it or if you haven’t heard it in a while, do yourself a favor. Go to Youtube and look up Larry Miller’s bit on the 5 levels of drinking. It is one of the funniest comedy bits you will ever see. I think the reason I find it so funny is that I lived it, many times. Who hasn’t argued for and against Astroturf in the same night?