Hot and Spicy?

Who invented the Po’ Boy sandwich and what the hell were they thinking? Have you ever eaten a Po’ Boy? Did you vomit immediately after getting it? I don’t give a shit how “Po’” I get, I will never, ever resort to eating one of these culinary disasters…

While on the topic of food, have you ever gotten the chicken from a Chinese restaurant known as the General Tso’s Hot and Spicy Chicken? The very first thing I noticed about this dish is that it is neither hot nor spicy. Has General Tso ever been held accountable for putting his name on this fraud of a dish? Let me tell you this; if I ever run into General Tso on the street, I’m going to give him a piece of my mind. Does he think that I won’t complain to my waiter because he can barely speak English? By the way, I’m betting that the waiters in a Chinese joint speak better English than they let on. They use it as an excuse to not have to answer questions about the food. I’ve got news for you General Tso, I’m not going to put up with it anymore…

To all the people that used St. Patrick’s day as an excuse to get drunk and act like an idiot: You are all a bunch of idiots. Back when I was a little younger, I never needed an excuse the get drunk and act stupid, just ask anyone who knew me…