I am not sure if other people experience the same thing as I. On the first of April, I have to add a "no, this isn't a joke" to just about everything I say and do. Perhaps it's because of my past transgressions in jokery. It has come to the point now that the best joke that I can play on the people that I know is not to call them at all with some story about my being in jail or something. I envision most of the people that I know thinking about how they are going to reply to my call. My best one ever is still the time I set all of the clocks in the house forward by half an hour and my wife showed up at work a half an hour early. I don't know that I will ever top that one, but I'm going to try soon.
I heard about the announcement that Ricky Martin made finally admitting that he is a homosexual. In related news, Shaquille O'neal made an announcement that he is tall. I guess the burden of that secret had been eating away at him for years. Seriously, did anyone ever doubt that Ricky Martin is gay? Maybe women were fooled, I don't know of any male that was.
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I think it is important to mention that showing up a half an hour early to my work was not allowed. I almost set off the main security alarm to the medical building that immediatly summons the police. I could have gotten in a lot of trouble. I already know what you are going to say.... "you could have but you didn't, so what is the big deal?" I suppose if the joke wasn't played on me I might find it as funny as you have found it but it was played on me and after all these years I still don't find it any funnier. Even though you said I would look back on that day and laugh hysterically, I am still not laughing.
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy the comments on this blog better than the blog. By the way...anyone see any talking parrots recently?
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