Thank God for Global Warming!

This week, the north east part of the country experienced freezing temperatures and over 20 inches of snow in some parts. I wonder how bad it would have been if it wasn't for global warming? Would 40 inches of snow had fallen? Fortunately, I heard a report that global warming scientists were able to get their data collecting thermometers out of the area before they froze with one scientist reported as saying, "we don't like to leave these babies in weather that is too cold, they might freeze." The thermometers were moved to a warmer area, like Haiti, so as to not get too cold.