Jew-Fro

Astronomers have definitively found water ice on some of the bigger asteroids between Mars and Jupiter. Bring Scotch.

When was the last time you heard about a tourniquet? It seems like they were you’re first line of first aid 20 to 25 years ago and now, I feel like they aren’t really around anymore. Does anyone know why? Have medical professionals decided that they do more harm than good?

Jerry Seinfeld’s wife (who cares what her name is) has been thwarted at her attempt to publish a cookbook that gave tips on how to slip vegetables into your kid’s food without them knowing about it… How about she write a book about how to cut your husband’s jew-fro without him knowing about it?