Gay Spray

Researchers at the Journal of Neuroscience have found a nasal spray that will make males as empathetic as women. You see, the spray contains the hormone oxytocin which apparently is the hormone that triggers women’s brains to understand and feel what other people are thinking. I guess you just spray this stuff up your nose and for the next two hours, a male can be as sensitive as any female ever was. Look, I think it is great that they are trying to make men more feminine, but why go to all of this trouble? Just have a guy throw on some Capri pants and he will be much more feminine and hopefully a little more sensitive.

On CNN.com today, I read a story entitled “How We Became White.” Don’t bother reading it, I know how we became white… pretending like we like jazz.

Los Angeles Deputy Police Chief Mike Downing reported that a suspect escaped from a home raid “Jason Bourne” style. The suspect jumped out of a second story window and fled from police. Well, Mr. Downing, being the head of the Counter Terrorism Bureau, hows about you catch that fucker “Jack Bauer” style?

Does anyone else think that it is weird that the spell check on Word is cool with “Jason Bourne” and “Jack Bauer”?