The Retarded Gene

I had to laugh my ass off this morning. There was an article in the newspaper about an Eagle’s nest that fell to the ground yesterday and killed one baby Eagle and injured another. I am praying that the injured one dies as well. Think I hate animals? Think again. The story explained that the nest fell because it was unstable and not able to support the weight of the Eagle family that roosted there. The interesting detail that was glossed over until the very end of the story: about a week ago, some retards from the Audobon Society had taken another Eagle baby that had been found elsewhere and had put it into the nest in the hopes that it would be adopted by the Eagles living there. When are these idiots going to realize that they do much more harm to nature than good when they interfere with things like this? So here I sit, praying for the death of this other Eagle so that perhaps, finally, people will keep there noses in their own business. Has anyone ever heard of natural selection? Maybe the other Eagle fell out of its nest because it was the weakest of the species and Mother Nature didn’t want the “weak” gene being passed down into other generations. It reminds me of when sandal wearing dorks try to push beached whales back into the sea. Has anyone ever thought that maybe there is a reason whales beach themselves? What if they have some kind of disease or something that they don’t want to spread to other whales? Maybe it is just Mother Nature’s way of eliminating the “bad navigation” gene from the species and by pushing the whale back into the sea, you are reintroducing this gene back into the species. Several generations from now, every whale may have this disability and the species will be eliminated entirely. You must realize that these people only do these things for their own self image, right? Just do me a favor, keep texting while you drive your car, Mother Nature may help eliminate your “retarded” gene from our species.