Ridin' Dirty

Do me a favor, if you are over the age of 25 and/or have kids, take the goddamn big ass rims off of your car and put on some normal ones. I don’t know if you realize this or not, but I use your rims that cost more than your car to identify the assholes on the road. What exactly are you trying to prove with your spinners that cost $5,000 carting your metallic green Buick LaSabre around? Look, if you are a 22 year old kid, you’re supposed to be acting like an asshole, more power to you, but if you are a parent, please stop teaching your kids to be morons as well… Actually, maybe I do kind of like the rims. They are like a neon sign that reads: “I’m about to cut you off.” On second thought, leave them on…

In Yahoo’s odd news there is a study that shows that the touch of a woman can cause you to be persuaded and change your behavior… No shit! What moron decided that this was a study worthy topic? Can’t you just look at empirical evidence through the annals of time and figure this out on your own? In fact, I’d say that a woman’s touch is the only thing that affects men’s behavior… Think about it.

In Pennsylvania, the ACLU is fighting for citizen’s rights to use profanity, let’s hope for my sake that they win…