Full Housed

I was watching TV with my 10 year old daughter the other day. She had on Nickelodeon and the network was showing some re-runs of the sitcom “Full House.” Apparently, our senses of humor have evolved greatly in the past couple of decades. Believe me; I am used to my daughter watching shows that are very basic and not very funny. That is what she is supposed to be watching at age 10. Some of these shows like “Drake and Josh” and the like were made for pre-teens and were designed for non-sophisticated senses of humor. “Full House” can’t use this excuse. It was on in prime time on a major network and got relatively good ratings. The only reason that I can even fathom that this show was successful was the fact that it was on pre-cable or at least pre-cable as we know it today. Remember when there were only 3 or 4 channels that your TV could even get? On top of that, in order to change the channel, you had to get up and walk up to the TV and manually turn a dial. Usually, you had to mess with the antenna to try to get good reception of the new channel. I’m guessing that the only reason some of these shows ever made it past the first episode was this lack of choice. Watch an episode one time, I dare you…

In Philadelphia this week, a 17 year old kid that ran onto the local MLB team’s field was hit by a taser shock in order to get him off of the field. Of course the pussy-ass sissies of the world are up in arms about excessive use of force by law enforcement. What else is new, these fags never pass up a chance to whine about anything. I do agree with them that a taser should not have been used, by all means, they should have gone Rodney King on this punk and beat the piss out of him with some night sticks. I guess that is what they want to have happened. To all of you whiners that complain about the police using tasers, you are right; the cops should go back to shooting people more often. If you are a threat to another person or the police, I ask the cops just to skip the taser and move directly to the 9mm. Look, I am as distrusting of the cops as the next guy, but if they are going to take so much heat for using tasers, they might as well just be shooting to kill. And to the people that would try to make this a racial issue, blow me… I love the guys that start to yell about racism when no mention of color or ethnicity was ever mentioned. What, you have a guilty conscience? And another thing… How about you don’t get so goddamn fat that your heart can’t take a tasering? I bet about 95% of the people that go into cardiac arrest from a taser are 50lbs overweight and their heart is taxed to the limit anyway from carting their fat ass around. It’s called a salad tubby!