Legendary golf pro Chi Chi Rodriquez and his wife were the victims of a strong-arm robbery in which about a million dollars worth of items were stolen. Fortunately for the robbers, Rodriguez wasn’t able to draw his putter-sword from its holster and defend his honor and kill them in the act.
Speaking of morons with swords… In Spain, scientists have finally cloned a fighting bull after years of efforts. Unfortunately they were not able to clone a brain for the Matadors. Look, I’m not Mr. PETA or anything, but is there any more cruel treatment of any animals anywhere in the world? Bull fighting is nothing short of barbaric. How about we kill a couple of Spaniards that way?
Pakistan has blocked Facebook due to the “Draw Mohammed Day.” To get themselves unblocked, how about they just make it “Draw a closed minded idiot day?” Any thoughts?
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I saw the story...atleast they were very respecful of his wife as they duct taped her up and removed her wedding ring.
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