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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Slippery Slope

Where is the oil? I just read an AP (my favorite news outlet) article about the Gulf oil spill and experts cannot find where all of the oil that has leaked out has gone. Sure, there is some oil on the shores and a little on the water, but the experts said that there was 180 million gallons of oil that spewed from the broken well. About 30 million gallons were skimmed from the water by barges and 11 million was burned up in fires. That should mean that there is about 140 million gallons that should still be floating around the Gulf of Mexico, but isn’t. Here is a thought; what if the amount of oil that escaped into the sea was exaggerated by tree hugging retards that overreact to anything that happens on the planet? You may be shaking your head feverishly saying that something like that couldn’t happen, but could it? Do you actually believe anything that you read in a newspaper or see on television anymore? Just as I suspected all along, the “disaster” isn’t as disastrous as it was made out to be… The newsmen just found a couple of birds that had some oil on them and took a few pictures to sell some copies. Let this be a lesson to all of you: never trust a newsman, they are all assholes.

4 comments:

  1. Listen here Michael. I am not some one who believes everything I read or see on the t.v., but last I checked you have not been out anywhere near this disaster. Any amount of oil leaking out and killing any animal is bad. This is not natural it is man made. People, animals and nature in general have been harmed. People need to show more respect to tree huggers. They are the ones that will make sure your children and grandchildren will get to enjoy the earth as you have. You should really be ashamed of the way you toss offensive words around.

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  2. Yes Michael. You should be ashamed of the way you toss around offensive words. You use the phrase "tree hugging retard". I, along with Nancy, find this blatently offensive. I am sure many would be quite offended if they knew you were calling them tree huggers.

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  3. Just as an aside.... oil is natural, it comes from the ground!

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  4. Bob, you should know better. Michael, oil does come from the ground. The well and the idea to drill comes from man.

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